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floptart:

some things are better left

(via pizza)

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

(via catnipping)

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

(Source: rialxoan, via pizza)

aresnakesreal:

like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss

(via bewbin)

"Come on, honey, this house is a fresh start for our family!"

- White dads in horror stories (via mashamorevna)

(Source: start-missing-everybody, via zackisontumblr)

johnentwlstle:

msg me if u want hints

imaginethebutts:

when someone does something bad and you’re the only one who sees

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(Source: earthdad, via robotsatthedisco)

drkarayua:

frillious:

hotbitchgaga:

voodoojunkie:

"Shiver me tampons" needs to make its way into my parlance

Oh Gaga

but the merman texting on his conch

they’re both texting holy shit

(Source: mother-gaga, via robotsatthedisco)

pizzalifelover:

laughing5ever:

screamgirl:

hi:

15 RANDOM SQUIRREL FASHIONS

See them all HERE

OH MY GOSH THIS SQUIRREL IS SO ADORABLE

I LOVE NUMBER 3 AHHHH

SQUIRRELS ARE MY FAVORITE OH MY GOD

(via hi)

(Source: jenniferlawrenceshrader, via castielsteenwolf)

angeldictator:

I wonder if any of my friends had a crush on me but then got to know me and were like “haha no, dodged a bullet there.”

(via fake-mermaid)

gwyn-gwyn:

I’m a vegan and srs if you make your pets vegan you’re a fuckhead

(Source: cerebralzero, via i-suck-dick)

icarly-official:

when your friend lets you copy their homework

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(via zackisontumblr)

fiveminutess:

this is my phone. probably the greatest phone in all the lands.  it can be dropped off a house without breaking. and it has snake.